( OPEN ) Peter Q

[aromantically]

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[aromantically]

Uh we strap the forties to the puppies then they bring them to us and we drink them. It's brilliant. And simple. And really smart and better than any idea I've ever had before now.

[dothis]

Yeah? Where exactly are you gonna get the pups, then? Do we have a surplus of them aboard the ship that I didn't know about?

[aromantically]

At the puPPY STORE. Why are you being so negative right now?!

[dothis]

BECAUSE I WANTMY ALCOHOL QUILL AND THIS STUPID PLAN OF YOURS WONT BE GETTING ME ANY!

[aromantically]

has anyone ever suggested that you might be an alcoholic? Maybe that's why youre so mean

[dothis]

Uh huh, which is why I was thinking of using damn PUPPIES to get alcohol.

NO, WAIT, THAT'S YOU

[aromantically]

Puppies and booze go great together. You're the one being super negative and rude about it.

[dothis]

There's a difference between practical and negative, dickface

This is me being practical:

What're you gonna do with the puppies AFTER

[aromantically]

Snuggle them and love them ??? What did you think I was gonna do to em

[dothis]

Aboard the ship?

What, you're gonna keep 'em in your room?

You're gonna "clean" after 'em?

sorry this is so late ;;

[aromantically]

I clean up after you guys all the time.

np!

[dothis]

Sure you do. SUUUUREEE YOUUU DOOOO.

takes another ten years

[aromantically]

I do! You treat me like your slave. I'm your CAPTAIN dude. Get with the program already

WE GOT THIS

[dothis]

WHAT? What the hell are you talking about? WHEN did I ever treat you like my slave?

fistbump

[aromantically]

not yoU YOU. all you guys. I guess it's not all bad. I kind of like taking care of everyone.

with our paws

[dothis]

And you thought it'll be good to throw that random fact about yourself to my face WHY?

all 4

[aromantically]

God you're a jerk. Sometimes I just wanna say stuff and have you listen. Why is that so crazy??

[dothis]

Oh I'm sorry, I didn't realize being your personal diary was included in the list of jobs I have to do as premiere pilot of this ship. Silly me.

[aromantically]

Okay you're definitely not the PREMIER anything but fine. Name one other job you do.

[dothis]

THIS SHIP WOULD HAVE BROKEN INTO AT LEAST FIVE SEPARATE PIECES WITHOUT ME FIXING SHIT UP

DO ANY OF YOU EVEN REALIZE THAT

AND DO ANY OF YOU THANK ME FOR MY ~SERVICE~

NO

[aromantically]

Dude that does NOT count when you're the reason it gets broken like more than half the time!!!! My ship stayed in tact all the time I had it before you came on board.

[dothis]

Give me ONE SPECIFIC INSTANCE WHEN I'M THE REASON THIS SHIP ACTUALLY HONEST TO GOODNESS GODDAMN BROKE. Go on, I'll wait.

[aromantically]

uHHHH HELLO? like the last time? With the asteroids?!

[dothis]

I MEANT EXCEPT THAT ONE.

[aromantically]

YOU CAN'T SAY NOT THAT ONE THAT WAS THE BIGGEST ONE