( OPEN ) Peter Q

[aromantically]

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with our paws

[dothis]

And you thought it'll be good to throw that random fact about yourself to my face WHY?

all 4

[aromantically]

God you're a jerk. Sometimes I just wanna say stuff and have you listen. Why is that so crazy??

[dothis]

Oh I'm sorry, I didn't realize being your personal diary was included in the list of jobs I have to do as premiere pilot of this ship. Silly me.

[aromantically]

Okay you're definitely not the PREMIER anything but fine. Name one other job you do.

[dothis]

THIS SHIP WOULD HAVE BROKEN INTO AT LEAST FIVE SEPARATE PIECES WITHOUT ME FIXING SHIT UP

DO ANY OF YOU EVEN REALIZE THAT

AND DO ANY OF YOU THANK ME FOR MY ~SERVICE~

NO

[aromantically]

Dude that does NOT count when you're the reason it gets broken like more than half the time!!!! My ship stayed in tact all the time I had it before you came on board.

[dothis]

Give me ONE SPECIFIC INSTANCE WHEN I'M THE REASON THIS SHIP ACTUALLY HONEST TO GOODNESS GODDAMN BROKE. Go on, I'll wait.

[aromantically]

uHHHH HELLO? like the last time? With the asteroids?!

[dothis]

I MEANT EXCEPT THAT ONE.

[aromantically]

YOU CAN'T SAY NOT THAT ONE THAT WAS THE BIGGEST ONE

[dothis]

IT WAS A MISTAKE OKAY BESIDES I WAS TRYING TO SAVE YOUR SORRY STUPID ASS SO TECHNICALLY THAT'S ALSO YOUR FAULT

[aromantically]

yeah I know.

it was my fault too OK? and I'm sorry.

[dothis]

[ well shit there goes his righteous fury ]

Yeah, well. It's nothing that can't be fixed.

[aromantically]

That's who you are Rocket, you're our fixer.